Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Pistons

Down 3-1 in the series, but winning Game Five by a 81-57 margin in the 4th Quarter.

Politics

In South America.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Good Deeds

Sometimes they do get rewarded.

Monday, April 28, 2003

Funny!

DWS.

Sunday, April 27, 2003

Geez...

This story on the NRA is so slanted, it's almost unreadable. Of course, it comes from the Palm Beach Post, so I shouldn't be surprised.

Saturday, April 26, 2003

The Onion

Hilarious.

Friday, April 25, 2003

Ashleigh Banfield

Anti-American Canuck bitch. And kind of a skank, too.

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

The Shuttle

Grounded until March. At least.

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

Canada

Funny!

Monday, April 21, 2003

The Enemy

The Red Menace.

Sunday, April 20, 2003

PISTONS

Down 1-0.

Saturday, April 19, 2003

Blogcritics

My new (brief) column is up. Enjoy.

Friday, April 18, 2003

Stardumb

Great column on the war and celebrities.

Thursday, April 17, 2003

The Dead Things

Humiliated in the first round...

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Heh...

Check it out.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Injustice

Kill a right-leaning politician in the Netherlands, and you'll be out on the streets again in 11 years.
Funny!

The Wacky Iraqi.

Monday, April 14, 2003

Bush vs. Clinton

Scroll down a bit. 2008 is shaping up to be yet another quasi-rematch of 1992...

Saturday, April 12, 2003

GOLDBERG

Here.

Friday, April 11, 2003

A Story That Can Now Be Told

Crimes against humanity in Iraq.
California

Who would make a better Governor: Condi or Arnold?
Phil Hendrie

Blacklisted?
Fidel

As bad as Saddam? Maybe not. But still very, very bad.

Thursday, April 10, 2003

Dan Rather

Doesn't like Bush too much...

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

"Thank you, thank you, Mr. Bush!"

LIBERATION!

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

Target: Saddam

The only question: Did we get him?

Monday, April 07, 2003

Good News!

Another one bites the sand.

Sunday, April 06, 2003

Remind me...

...never to get arrested in Honduras.

And I thought Turkish prisons were rough!

Saturday, April 05, 2003

Dueling Blogs

Saddam vs. Bush.

Friday, April 04, 2003

Some Canadians Aren't Scum

No, really!
FUN WITH ECONOMICS!

FROM OOKEE:

DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.
The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
You feel righteous.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

SOCIALIST:
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

COMMUNIST:
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blonde, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
You produce your 10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION:
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
At night when no one is looking, you have sex with both of them.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

POLISH CORPORATION:
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION:
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.

NEW YORK CORPORATION:
You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.