Tuesday, June 29, 2004

CD REVIEW

Artist - Katie Melua

Album - Call Off The Search


Tracks:

1. Call Off the Search
2. Crawling Up a Hill
3. Closest Thing to Crazy
4. My Aphrodisiac Is You
5. Learnin' the Blues
6. Blame It On the Moon
7. Belfast
8. I Think It's Going to Rain Today
9. Mockingbird Song
10. Tiger in the Night
11. Faraway Voice
12. Lilac Wine


Track number one (the title track): A soulful love song with a slow, memorable beat. Ms. Melua's voice shows great range here. 4/5.

Track number two: A funky, bluesy tune with class-warfare undertones. 3/5.

Track number three: Lovely melody, with a tone that gradually builds and falls in repetition (except in the chorus). 4/5.

Track number four: Funky. Sounds like something they'd play in a strip club. Can't wait to see the music video! (Ms. Melua is quite attractive...) 4/5.

Track number five: Too slo-o-o-ow. Music for insomniacs. 2/5.

Track number six: Nice tune, until you realize it's basically a song about a chick trying to justify having had sexual intercourse with someone she barely knows the night before. 3/5.

Track number seven: Amateurish song about the religiously-divided city of Belfast. If you can get past the inane lyrics, the tune is decent. 3/5.

Track number eight: Best song on the album. Will almost certainly be a part of a future Disney animated movie's soundtrack. Hauntingly-beautiful, bitter-sweet song. 5/5.

Track number nine: Attempts to be sensual by using erotic double-entendre. Succeeds only in being corny. 3/5.

Track number ten: Decent for filler. But it's still filler. 2/5.

Track number eleven: It's a "dedication" song. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 1/5.

Track number twelve: Odd song. More filler. And pretty much crap. 2/5.

Overall: 3/5. Worth buying, but not for every song. They could have cut off the last three tracks and this CD would be missing nothing. Shades of both Norah Jones and a young Jewel.






Wednesday, June 16, 2004

PISTONS WIN!!!

They destroy LA in Game Five, despite Kobe's "guarantee." Detroit wins its 3rd NBA Championship ever. And the pundits have a lot of crow to eat...

Monday, June 14, 2004

Albom

On Game Four.
Albom

Defends Detroit from LA's attacks.
Drew Sharp

On Game Four.
Pistons Win Game Four!

Final score: 88-80. Detroit is now just a single victory away from becoming NBA Champs.

Rasheed exploded for 26, as Kobe and Phil Jackson both imploded, garnering technical fouls.

Game Five is Tuesday night, in Detroit.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Drew Sharp

On Game Three.
Mitch Albom

On Game Three.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Pistons Dismantle Lakers 88-68

They won a must-win game, and now lead the series 2-1. If they win Game Four, they will likely be the champs. But if they let the Lakers tie this series back up, the series will be destined to head back to LA. And that isn't so good...

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Possible Error

I most recently posted that Rasheed Wallace fouled Shaq on a lay-up, giving the Lakers a three point play with under a minute left. I may have been wrong. It may in fact have been Ben Wallace who committed that foul.

I am receiving conflicting reports. If you have a definitive cite on this matter, please E-mail me. Rob32909 at MSN dot com.

Anyway, Game Three nears. The Pistons MUST win this one if they want to win this series. I'll be watching, and posting...
Sigh...

Detroit was just a few seconds away from going up 2-0. Then Kobe tied it up with a three point shot. Then the Pistons collapsed in overtime. And lost 99-91.

I blame Rasheed for this loss. With less than a minute remaining, he fouled Shaq on an easy lay-up, giving the Lakers a three point play. This allowed LA to cut Detroit's lead from 6 to 3. If Rasheed doesn't foul in this situation, Detroit is still up by four. And the Lakers can't tie it with one shot. And the Pistons likely win this game.

Then, after Kobe nailed his game-tying three pointer, Rasheed bobbled the ball and turned it over with 2 seconds left, blowing Detoit's chance to win it in regulation.

And then, just for good measure, he put up a horrid looking three point shot early in the overtime period, helping the Lakers maintain their momentum and extend their lead.

If Detroit had gone up 2-0, with the next three games to be played at The Palace, this series would have pretty much been in the books. But now it's all tied up, and Los Angeles has the momentum. Detroit needs to win Game Three, or else they're in real trouble...

Monday, June 07, 2004

The Lakers

Talk about being hated.
Tampa Bay Wins The Stanley Cup!

In a wild finish, Tampa Bay hangs on 2-1 in Game Seven.

Let's see...Tampa Bay this year in hockey and a couple years ago in football...and the Marlins last year in baseball...now a Florida team needs to win it all in basketball. Maybe the Heat next season?
David Leon Moore On Game One

This typo-riddled column is barely worth reading. The major contention is that the Lakers didn't really play that hard, and that's why they lost.

Whatever. Let's not give the winning team any credit here, or anything...
Mike Lopresti

On Game One in the USA Today.

Pretty weak column, but he displays the arrogance of Los Angeles with this quote:

O'Neal's analysis of how the Lakers had approached Game 1? "Too cool," he said.

"I just think it's more us. ... We beat ourselves."


This is why I hate the Lakers so much. They don't give their opponent any credit. They assume that they lost the game, not that the other team won it. Unmatched arrogance...

Drew Sharp

On the Game One victory.

I don't really like Sharp. He's too much of a pessimist. He didn't even pick the Pistons to get to the Eastern Conference Finals, and gave them almost no chance against the Lakers. But still, he writes a pretty good column.
Mitch Albom

On Detroit's Game One win.

Best quote:

"Nervous?" Ben Wallace said, after the Pistons' first game in the NBA Finals since 1990. "Well, I think my first jump shot was a 15-footer that went 13 feet. But we relaxed faster than they did. And after a while it became a regular game."

Sunday, June 06, 2004

An Open Letter To All Those Lakers Fans Who Thought This Series Would Be A Four Game Sweep For LA

Dear Lakers Fans Who Thought This Series Would Be A Four Game Sweep For LA,

Go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely,

Robert J. Elliott

(Oh yeah, the Pistons won Game One by 12 points, in Los Angeles.)

Saturday, June 05, 2004

Ronald Reagan

The world mourns.

Thursday, June 03, 2004

GREAT POST ON BLOGCRITICS

Titled The Liberals' Creed

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

PISTONS WIN!!!

A great come-from-behind victory at home. Now, on to Los Angeles!!!
GREAT SITE

HERE.
Corliss Williamson

Memo to Joe Dumars: GET RID OF THIS GUY IN THE OFF-SEASON!

He's awful. He's been horrible this entire playoff season. Kick him to the curb, ASAP.

Monday, May 31, 2004

Doc Rivers

Will be coaching the Boston Celtics next season.

Good for Doc. I always felt he got a raw deal in Orlando.

Sunday, May 30, 2004

PISTONS WIN GAME FIVE IN INDY!

Take a 3-2 series lead. Rip Hamilton scored a career playoof best 33 points on 12-22 shooting from the field. Detroit can finish the Pacers off Tuesday night at home.

Friday, May 28, 2004

PISTONS LOSE GAME, HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE

Critical Game Five is on Sunday.

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Pistons Win Game Three

Another nail-biter. Lead series 2-1.

Monday, May 24, 2004

PISTONS WIN!

What a game! Detroit had a total of 19 blocked shots, including one of the greatest blocks I've ever seen. Reggie Miller was about to tie the game with under 30 seconds left when Tayshaun Price came outta nowhere and blocked his shot.

Rasheed Wallace guaranteed victory, and the Pistons delivered. Series tied 1-1, heading back to Detroit.

Saturday, May 22, 2004

Tampa Bay Wins

Will face Calgary in the Stanley Cup Finals.
Pistons Lose Game One

A close one from start to finish. Reggie Miller killed them with a late three-pointer.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Flyers Beat Tampa Bay In OT!

Force a decisive Game Seven.
PISTONS CRUSH NETS IN GAME SEVEN!

Will now face Indiana in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Terrorists Kill the President of the Iraqi Governing Council

Story here.
Pistons Win!

Series tied 3-3, heading back to Detroit.

Friday, May 14, 2004

I HATE THE PISTONS

They lose game five in triple overtime. Now down 3-2 in the series. Pathetic.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Pistons Spanked

Series tied 2-2. Game 5 is pretty much must-win for Detroit...

Sunday, May 09, 2004

Pistons Get Crushed

Still lead the Nets 2-1 in the series.

Saturday, May 08, 2004

Pistons Come Back, Beat Nets

Up 2-0. Next game in NJ.

Thursday, May 06, 2004

Summer Semester

Begins Monday. I'm taking two classes: Biomedical Ethics and Physiological Psychology.

It's gonna be a long, hot summer...

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

RED WINGS FINISHED

Lose 1-0 in overtime. It's all over.

Monday, May 03, 2004

Pistons Crush Nets

Win Game One of this Second Round Series.

Saturday, May 01, 2004

RED WINGS LOSE

Shutout by Calgary 1-0. Down 3-2 in the series. Yzerman nailed in the face with a puck. Not good...

Friday, April 30, 2004

Red Wings

Win 4-2. Even up their series 2-2. Regain home-ice advantage.

Thursday, April 29, 2004

PISTONS WIN!

Advance to the second round against the hated Nets.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Red Wings

Lose another close one. Now down 2-1 to Calgary. Fuckin' Canadians...

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

GRADES

Four classes, and four A's. It was so refreshing not having a communist professor this semester...
The Pistons

Won both road games. Up 3-1, they look to close out the Bucks back at home Thursday night.

Sunday, April 25, 2004

COPS

In Portland.

Friday, April 23, 2004

A Great American Hero

Pat Tillman: The Ted Williams of our era.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Not Good...

Wings lose 2-1 in OT.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

So It Won't Be A Sweep...

Pistons lose Game Two. Series tied 1-1.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Red Wings To Play Calgary

I was incorrect a few days ago when I said they would be playing Colorado. My bad! It's the Flames instead.

Sunday, April 18, 2004

Pistons Win Game One

The Bucks looked like high school kids in comparison. This series could be a sweep.
The Press Is Funny...

"NRA leaning toward supporting Bush"

You think?

Who in their right mind would suggest that the NRA was even considering supporting Kerry?

You gotta love these guys. They find a headline in everything...

Saturday, April 17, 2004

RED WINGS WIN!

2-0 over Nashville. Will advance to the second round against arch-rival Colorado.

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Red Wings

Take a 3-2 series lead after beating Nashville 4-1 tonight.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Outstanding Site

Viking Pundit.
OUCH

Red Wings shutout 3-0.

Saturday, April 10, 2004

PISTONS WIN

That's 7 in a row.
Red Wings Win!

Up 2-0 in the series.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Another Great Blog

Here.

Sunday, April 04, 2004

Good Blog

By a fella named Al Barger. This guy's so conservative, he makes me look like a Fabian Socialist.

Monday, March 22, 2004

MORE SHOCK POLLS!

Here.

Bush now leads in Arizona and has a huge lead in Nevada!

Also, one poll has him ahead in Michigan.

This is big news. The paid-media attacks on Kerry should continue for the rest of March, at least. Then, after having defined the man for the public, Bush should let up until the summer. He should save the majority of his cash for the post-Labor Day election-year frenzy.

But Kerry is looking weaker and weaker. It seems only a downturn in the economy (unlikely) would kill a Bush re-election now.

Saturday, March 20, 2004

Hero Of The Day

Read this.
Interesting

Here:

Looking back on Bush vs. Gore, Professor Joseph Olson of the Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, gives us a shrewd perspective. Adding up the counties in the U.S. won by the two candidates, it was Gore 677, Bush 2,434. Taking the population of those counties, it was 143 million for Bush, 127 million for Gore. In square miles of land won, Gore 580,000, Bush 2,427,000. The murder rate in Gore counties, 13.2 per 100,000 residents, contrasted with 2.1 in the Bush counties.



NH SHOCK POLL

Two things are worthy of note here.

#1 - Bush, who was getting crushed in all the previous NH polls by Kerry, is now in the lead (with or without Nader). This is a state Bush narrowly won in 2000. I had written off this state in 2004, and it looks like I'm wrong. My apologies.

#2 - Check out the potential Nader vote. Only 4% of Dems in NH are likely to vote for him. But 9% of Republican voters are leaning towards Nader (the same number Kerry gets among Republicans)! To me, this is a possible sign that McCain Republicans in the Granite State are still looking for a White Knight to steal the show. Maybe Jesse Ventura will run as the VP pick for Nader in 2004, and they will wind up taking away the election from Bush? Time will tell...

Friday, March 19, 2004

Insight

First, read this.

Important points:

Arizona is leaning Kerry. Bush must stress his support for a drug entitlement here. That could be the deciding factor in a close race in a state with lots of old people.

California is looking like Kerry territory. Governor Arnold needs to get out in front and boost Bush if there is any hope of a Bush win in this Electoral College vote-rich state. Otherwise, it's a done deal for Kerry.

Florida: Bush needs to win this. He's currently behind, but the political machinery in this state is in his favor (his brother is Governor). Jewish voters are important in this state, and I suspect they will be more likely to vote for Bush in 2004 than they were in 2000. No recount here. Hopefully...

Michigan: If Kerry chooses Gephardt as his running mate, Michigan is in the bag for the Dems. But if he chooses someone else, I suspect a close match-up. I still think Kerry gets the Electoral College votes, though.

Nevada: Bush must win here. His support for placing nuclear waste inside Yucca Mountain won't help. Kerry might pick this one off.

New Hampshire: Kerry will win. The Democrats have managed to inflame the populace here, and I expect they will carry the day in November.

Ohio: Bush is currently down. He must win this state. He and Rove know this. They will put all the needed resources into capturing Ohio in 2004, and they will be successful.

PA: This state went Gore in 2000. It would help Bush a great deal in 2004 if he can win it. And he can, despite the Democrat Party being in control. Focus some ads here, and it's a huge pick-up for Bush in 2004.

It's not listed, but I suspect NY is also in play in 2004. A good convention there could win Bush the Empire State. And the election.



Friday, March 12, 2004

The Dutch

You can do almost anything in the Netherlands. Drugs, fine. Prostitution, okay. Sex with animals, no problem.

Oh yeah, and the Netherlands also allows Gay Marriage. One wonders whether there is any connection between a society that allows same-sex marriage and one which finds it difficult to ban intercourse with ponies.

The moment same-sex marriage becomes the law of the land in the US, I am going to demand that polygamy also be legalized. After all, if the average Joe has two or three wives to come home to each night, instances of adultery will surely decrease...

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

MEDIA BIAS

HERE.

The headline says it all: Bush Launches Attack on Kerry. Not Bush criticizes Kerry's voting record or Bush questions Kerry's positions. Nope, it's merely an "attack."

More fun quotes:

"President Bush attacked Democratic opponent John F. Kerry on Monday..."

"a crowd of wealthy fellow Texans..."

"Bush reached back nine years..."

" The intensity of the attack by Bush was unusual..."

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Andrew Sullivan

He is slowly becoming a Democrat. I guess your position on the War on Terror doesn't matter, as long as you support the "right" of homosexuals to marry (even though Kerry says he doesn't support such a thing).

Bush better hope the election doesn't come down to a recount of the votes in Key West. The homosexuals are gonna vote for ABB (Anybody But Bush) in 2004.

To make up for the loss of gay votes, maybe Bush should court black voters by mentioning his support for a stable Haiti and Liberia. While Clinton did nothing to stop the slaughter in Rwanda, Bush is doing what he can to prevent such horrors from occuring in other mostly-black countries.



Saturday, February 28, 2004

Kerry's new nickname

Hanoi John.

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

BUSH AND GAYS

Bush came out the other day and supported amending the US Constitution to codify marriage as a contract between one man and one woman. I support the goal of this Amendment. But I oppose the actual Amendment, for these reasons:

- It won't pass

There is almost no chance of this Amendment being passed by 67% of BOTH Houses of Congress. The House of Representatives may give it the OK, but the Senate will almost certainly refuse it (more time between elections for Senators). And even if the Senate supports it, it will take a long time to get the needed 38 states to sign on (well after the 2004 election is held). In the meanwhile, the press will paint Bush as an intolerant bigot who is pandering to his base in a desperate attempt to win the re-election his father could not gain.

- Bush Loses Gay Votes

Gays probably make up about 5% of the voting population. I cannot imagine too many of them voting for him after he supports something they oppose so strongly. While most of them would not have voted for him in the first place, some would have. They won't now. In a close election (like 2004 is shaping up to be), losing the support of "swing" voters (pardon the pun) is nothing to sneeze at...

- The Religious Right

These folks will almost certainly commit numerous gaffes over the next 8 months or so, forcing Bush to either support their comments or distance himself from them. It's a no win for the Prez. If he distances himself from their comments, he will lose support from his base. If he supports their statements, he will lose support from needed independents. Kerry can continue to oppose the Amendment while saying he "personally" thinks marriage should be between a man and a woman. Bush will end up on the firing line, not Kerry.

Things are looking rough for Bush in November. Kerry has plenty of weaknesses, but the media seem to ignore many of them. Bush's main hope rests with Nader. If Nader stays in the race until Election Day, Bush will probably win. But I suspect a last minute pull-out by Nader (late October?), in which he endorses Kerry. This will do nothing but harm Bush.

Right now, I put the race at 50-50. If Edwards or Dean were the nominee, I might not be so concerned. But Kerry completely sickens me. Physicially. He must be stopped before he becomes President. We must support Bush, warts and all. If not, we risk horrors over the next 4 years that are unspeakable (namely, seeing that phony New England bastard on the television every single day).

Saturday, February 07, 2004

This guy is insane

But funny!

Friday, February 06, 2004

Filthy Mexicans

We let millions of these people into our country, we pay them wages they could never hope to earn in their own cesspool of a nation, and this is how these scum repay us.

If I was President, I would build a wall on the Rio Grande. Seriously.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

I'm not so bad!

My predictions weren't too far off for last Tuesday! Now let's see how I do on upcoming primaries...

MI - Kerry looks likely to humiliate Dean in a state the Doctor needs to do well in.

Washington State - Dean simply must score a victory out here on the Left Coast. But he won't. Kerry wins.

Maine - Dean loses a close one to Kerry, but decides it's close enough to remain in the race.

TN - Edwards in first, Clark second, Kerry third. This result could seriously damage Kerry's campaign, since if he can't even come in first or second in a Democrat Primary in a Southern state, how will he do in the South against Bush in November?

Virginia - Edwards in a blow-out. Suddenly Kerry looks beatable. Dean bays for blood in Wisconsin. Fun!

Monday, February 02, 2004

PREDICTIONS!

I've been pretty awful at this so far this election year, but I'll give it another try...

SC - Edwards wins, Kerry second, Clark third
ND - Kerry wins big
NM - Kerry first, Dean second
AZ - Kerry first, Dean a surprise second, Clark third
OK - Clark wins, Kerry second
MO - Kerry all the way
DE - Kerry wins, Lieberman crushed and drops out
Why I Hate The NYT...

Link here.

Here's the money paragraph:

"The study also found that future adversaries could draw several lessons from the war: that American forces' reliance on high-tech surveillance satellites and aircraft could be countered by decoys and the imaginative disguise of weaponry; that more powerful warheads for rocket-propelled grenades, already effective against helicopters and light vehicles like Humvees, could offset American armor; that American forces could be drawn into a protracted, costly urban war, more effectively than they were by the Iraqis; and that American forces are vulnerable to classic weapons of insurgency, like car bombs."

Don't these fucking idiots realize that our sworn enemies probably read the NYT? This was, after all, an "internal Army history of the war ." That means it wasn't meant for public consumption. But the NYT doesn't care. If future soldiers, marines, sailors, and airmen die because of this security leak, they won't lose a minute of sleep. They'll just blame it on rich, white, male, Republicans.

God, I fucking hate the New York Times...

Thursday, January 29, 2004

My Opinion On Gay Marriage

The proposed Constitutional Amendment to ban it won't pass. There isn't presently enough support for it. 67% of both the House and Senate, plus ratification in 38 states, is no easy task to accomplish.

Bush would be better off encouraging and signing a federal law banning gay marriage. He could easily get majorities in both Houses for this, and that would reassure his conservative base in an election year.

Then, if the US Supreme Court ever dared to declare this federal law Unconstitutional, Bush may be able to ride the wave of populist outrage to quickly push an Amendment through.

But not now. If the Amendment is voted down, it will be a huge (and counter-productive) defeat for Bush. Gay voters who would normally support Bush will either stay at home or defect to the Democrat nominee. And the hopes of an Amendment to ban gay marriage will disappear.

In the long run, barring an Amendment, gay marriage will become law. The courts like the idea, as do younger voters. The only firewall is an Amendment. I support such an Amendment. Just not now...

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Bush v. Kerry: 2004

My current guess:

Alabama Bush
Alaska Bush
Arizona Bush
Arkansas Bush
CA Kerry
Colorado Bush
CT Kerry
Delaware Kerry
FL Bush
GA Bush
Hawaii Kerry
Idaho Bush
Illinois Kerry
Indiana Bush
Iowa Kerry
Kansas Bush
Kentucky Bush
Louisiana Bush
ME Kerry
Maryland Kerry
Mass Kerry
MI Kerry
MN Kerry
MS Bush
Missouri Bush
Montana Bush
NE Bush
Nevada Kerry
NH Kerry
NJ Kerry
NM Kerry
NY Kerry
NC Bush
ND Bush
Ohio Bush
Oklahoma Bush
Oregon Kerry
Penn Kerry
RI Kerry
SC Bush
SD Bush
TN Bush
Texas Bush
Utah Bush
Vermont Kerry
VA Bush
WA Kerry
WV Bush
Wisconsin Kerry
WY Bush
DC Kerry

Bush wins 28 states and the popular vote...

Kerry wins 22 states and DC...

This leads to a 269-269 tie in the EC. Check for yourself.

The HoR and Senate bring back Bush-Cheney for another term. The leftists go nuts.

Fun!

Monday, January 26, 2004

NH Predictions!

Kerry - 33%

Dean - 27%

Edwards - 18%

Clark - 12%

Lieberman - 8%

Kook-Sin-Itch - 2%

Sharpton - under 1%

Lieberman drops out and doesn't endorse anyone. Sharpton makes some comment about how Iowa and NH voters are all "crackers" anyway, and things will go different for him in SC. Clark's campaign begins a slow collapse. Though Kerry wins, he gets slightly less than one-third of the vote and it is spun as a loss. Dean claims the title of "Doctor Comeback!" and Edwards continues to build momentum...

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

I Suck

ACTUAL IOWA RESULTS:

Kerry - Winner

Edwards - Fairly close 2nd

Dean - Distant 3rd

Gephardt - Distant 4th, dropped out

Kucinich - 5th, with a tiny percentage

New Hampshire is next. The latest polls there can be found here.

Gephardt is done. Lieberman will drop out soon. Kerry will eat into Clark's support. Edwards will surge. Dean needs to win in NH to remain viable.

Monday, January 19, 2004

Super Bowl Prediction

Pats 23, Panthers 20.
FINAL IOWA PREDICTION

Winner: Gephardt

Close 2nd: Dean

Close 3rd: Kerry

Sorta-close 4th: Edwards

Surprise 5th: Dennis Kucinich (single-digits, of course)

Monday, January 12, 2004

NEW NFL PREDICTIONS

Okay, so the Packers won't be in it...

AFC - If the weather is relatively nice, the Colts will win a high-scoring battle to the finish: 31-27. If the weather is sloppy, the Pats will win a low-scoring battle to the end: 17-14.

NFC - Panthers win a close one at Philly: 23-21.

Super Bowl - The AFC winner will crush the NFC winner no matter what.

Friday, January 09, 2004

Happy New Year!

Super Bowl prediction: Patriots vs. Packers. Pats by 14.

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

E-mail Change!

Please take note of my new e-mail address...

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Political Predictions

- Hillary will not run for Prez in 2004. She will run for re-election to the Senate in 2006. If she wins, she will run for Prez in 2008. But she will face Rudy in 2006, and it will be a close race...

- Gore will run in 2008.

- Dean will win in Iowa, with Gephardt coming in a distant second.

- Dean will win in New Hampshire, with Clark coming in a surprisingly close second.

- South Carolina will give Clark a victory. Edwards will be humiliated and will drop out. Dean will come in second.

- Bill Clinton will endorse Clark sometime after New Hampshire.

- Hillary will not endorse anyone until the nominee is certain.

- NASDAQ at 2500 is possible before the 2004 election.

- Dow at 11,000 is possible before the 2004 election.

Monday, December 22, 2003

Final Grades

Three "A"s and one "B".

The "B" was in POLI SCI, of all subjects. Damn leftist professor screwed me on my final paper. I get straight "A"s in the entire course, then a 70% on my final paper.

Perhaps I should have painted my topic (leftist quasi-dictator of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez) in a more positive light in order to get a better grade? Maybe. But my conscience is clear. I wonder of my professor's is?

Thursday, December 04, 2003

If I'm ever reincarnated...

...bring me back as an ostracod:

"The penis of an ostracod can be as much as a third of the size of its entire body, scientists said."

Long Dong Ostracod? Naw, it just doesn't have a good ring to it...
Hmm

Unusual...

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

This is friggin' weird...

Read it.

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

HAHAHA!

Funny!
The Mayor of London

Is a madman.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

Interesting List

True US allies.

Note who's missing: Canada and Mexico, our neighbors...

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Zorba the Greek

A horrific bigot.

I suggest all decent Americans launch an immediate boycott of gyros and inedible salads.

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

This is big

IDS, booted.

Friday, October 24, 2003

Today's News

THE END OF THE CONCORDE: A step backward for human civilization.

GO FISH!

Go Google! (The Best search engine on the Web.)

Bush banks in Hawaii.

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

TOTAL RECALL

Davis, Bustamante completely humiliated at the polls.

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

BIG NEWS

"Kuwait foils smuggling of chemicals, bio warheads from Iraq"

This may wind up being bogus, but if it's not...

I suspect Belarus was the country due to accept these weapons. Their government is monsterous. What other European nation could possibly be willing to take in such horrors on behalf of Saddam-ite terror-masters?

Thursday, September 25, 2003

Today's Random Updates

I'll be going to Orlando tomorrow to go clubbing with Joe and Mike. This is to celebrate my upcoming 26th birthday. Rebekah got fired at work today. I (so far) have "A"s in all my classes this semester. I don't work tomorrow, but I do next Friday.