Thankless Bastards

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Puerto Ricans receive all the benefits of US citizenship without having to pay the taxes other Americans do, yet they still flip out over a little military bombing range on the island of Vieques. But when given the chance at independence or statehood, they choose the status quo.

I say screw 'em. Declare that their leper colony is no longer a part of the US in any way, shape, or form. In 20 years they'll be worse off than Haiti and begging to rejoin us, with all the military bases we want.