Top Five

Top Five nice things to say about the Queen of Jordan :
5 - She's so much cuter than the average dictator's wife.
4 - She's not a member of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
3 - She takes her crown off during interviews.
2 - Her pet name for the King of Jordan is "Pudge".
And the Number 1 nice thing to say about the Queen of Jordan :
She don't eat Matzo, but she sure likes the bone.