GOLDBERG

On Europeans.

Impromptus

Here.

Jail This Sicko

And throw away the key.

Massive Vacancies

At the Border Patrol.

SAVAGES

From sub-Saharan Africa? Nope. Illinois.

IRAQ HEARINGS

Here.

Interesting

A coin's story.

IRAQ

Are they about to re-invade Kuwait?

NEAR MISS

At the US Embassy in Kabul.

He's A Loon

That's why I like him.

Gary Condit

Loses it.

REPORT : OSAMA LIVES!

Here.

FUNNY!

Here.

Lieberman Hints to Gore : Please Don't Run!

I'm not a huge fan of Mr. Lieberman, but he is, at heart, a moderate. If McCain somehow won the GOP nomination in 2004, and Lieberman got the Democrat's nod, I'd have a difficult time deciding.

I'd have to see who the Libertarians and the Reform Party nominated before making a final decision. It'd be a tough call.

Kurtz

On Bush.

More On Iraq

A more detailed piece on the "Baghdad-first" plan.

October Surprise?

Maybe. This plan looks like the best yet.

James Traficant

Here.

GREAT ARTICLE!

Stupid Vs. Evil.

Political Updates

By Novak.

Mr. Bill. O. Reilly.

Gets this one right on the money.

Ward Connerly

On the NAACP.

Morons

Our tax dollars at work.

Morocco vs. Spain

Here.

Lord...

Please, don't let this happen...

Hillary rips fellow Dem

Gee, and she had always seemed like such a nice lady, too...

Impromptus

Here.

This guy needs a bullet

And I'm completely serious.

Jonah Goldberg

On why we should be more laissez-faire with regards to the business scandals.

Palm Beach

Still a national joke.

The sickest/funniest thing I've read in a while...

Here.

HUMOR

Larry Miller slays the State Department.

IRAQ BOMBED

Just a little...sadly.

ALIEN FISH!

In Maryland. Where else?

George Michael

He's afraid to come back to the US. And we're afraid to stand in front of him in a public restroom.

BBC HUMOR

Two Headlines From The BBC :

1 - "Black youth to sue LA police"

2 - "US criticised in UN debate"

As if either of these items are actually "news"...

GREAT ARTICLE

HERE.

Gimme some of that old-time religion...

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

A non-hero

Green Bay Packers are all evil. This one is stupid as well.

American Hero

Ted would be proud.

FOR TED

Who's dead. And whose son wants to cryogenically freeze his head. And who took quite a few women to bed. But some things are better off left unsaid.

(Remember : I am a published poet. Don't try this at home.)

If Cheney's Out in 2004...

...will Tom Ridge be in? Maybe. But Bush risks further alienating his conservative base by picking a pro-choice moderate. And I can picture Ridge in the VP Debate doing about as well as Jack Kemp in 1996. That is to say, poorly.

I suspect if Bush is going to pick a moderate, he'd at least use the demographics of key states such as California and Florida to his advantage. In other words, perhaps a Hispanic/Latino running-mate? But who?

This is all getting ahead of ourselves, of course. There's the Senate to be won back in November, as well as a House to hold. I think the Dems will pick up Bob Smith's Senate seat in NH, so the GOP will need to win against Dem incumbents in SD and MN.

Oh yeah, and it'd be nice to see Reno get squashed by JEB.

Traitor

If he comes back, hang him. If he doesn't, even better.

WACKO JACKO

Smoking Cracko?

FINALLY

Progress with regards to SMALLPOX.

MORE LEFTIST AGIT-PROP

Here.

One day, I hope, the American people will wake up.

Nobody likes us. Nobody. And if we aren't vigilant and remain strong, then someday our "allies" will stand idly by while monsters destroy us. Maybe it will be Red China, or the Muslim World, or maybe even an enemy from within, a 5th Column. Only time will tell. But after it happens, and we all fall down, our enemies and allies alike will hold hands and dance on our graves and re-write our history.

And that should never be allowed to happen.

LEFTIST SCARE-MONGERING

Here.

Jane Fonda

Just so no one forgets : She's a traitor and a...well, let's just say the word I'm looking for rhymes with what a smart football coach does on 4th down...

There he goes again!

Carter to rush to the aid of yet another Leftist despot.

Ted Williams

Dead at 83.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Orwell :

"Since pacifists have more freedom of action in countries where traces of democracy survive, pacifism can act more effectively against democracy than for it. Objectively, the pacifist is pro-Nazi."

Or, in these times, pro-terrorist.

SAD BUT TRUE : WATER KILLS!

Will the DEA soon place the hazardous chemical H2O alongside THC and LSD?

I know I'm sick, but...

...this quote from a fireman regarding the small plane crash near LA today struck me as funny :

"A plane went into a crowd near Raging Waters. Six people are in critical condition, two of them with cardiac arrests."

I wonder how many pairs of underpants are in "critical condition"...

AIRPORT SECURITY FINALLY NAILS ONE!

Too bad it was one of El Al's guys, not ours...

PILGER'S WEB SITE

Check out what this sicko thinks about Vietnam and Iraq!

DUMB SATIRE

But hilarious picture!

I wouldn't know where to start...

...were I to bother to tear this hate piece to shreds. Suffice it to say that Leftist Euros have shown their true colors by blasting our great nation on its birthday, while it wages war on behalf of all civilization. We've saved these thankless scum before, we're saving them now, and we'll continue to save them in the future. And we'll never hear a word of praise. That is the task we, as Americans, are faced with generation after generation. And it is a task we must take up, as John Pilger and his lot surely won't.

"Big Brother" brought before barrister

Broad babbles bull.

BOORTZ BATTLES BUMBLING BOOBS

Bombers bite.

WORLD COURT

Like the League of Nations, it's DOA without US support.

Bashkortostan

Might have some positions open for pilots...

Was This Me Writing Under A Different Name?

Seems like it.

Alien Visitation?

Unlikely.