Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Obama Unleashed: Barack drops F-bomb, N-bomb, and more in shocking audio


What you are about to hear has been hidden from the American public by the establishment media for years. Imagine, if you will, that there were public audio recordings of Mitt Romney or Sarah Palin using the N-word or dropping numerous F-bombs. Surely every man, woman, and child in the country would know about it, and would have heard it played over and over again on the news.

But did you know that President Obama is on record saying:

"Go away my bitch n-gger, buy your own damn fries."

I bet that's news to most Americans.

And then there is Obama speaking bluntly in racial terms, a recording even more shocking than his infamous "bitter clingers" secret speech in San Francisco. Here's our post-racial president saying:

"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherf-ckers like you."

Jeremiah Wright must be proud.

Then there is Obama in a disturbingly effeminate tone, saying:

"Sure you can have my number baby."

My first question is, does Michelle know? My second question, was he talking to Reggie Love?

In this clip, Obama degenerates into complete Ebonics, saying:

"Now you know that guy ain't sh-t. Sorry ass motherf-cker got nothing on me. Right? Nothing."

Finally, here is our Commander-in-Chief perhaps admitting what most of us have been thinking for years now:

"Sh-t's getting way too complicated for me."

Monday, February 25, 2013

How to quit your job




LIKE A BOSS

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Quadriplegic says violent neighbor assaulted him with fish

LULZ.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Caption This Photo


Post your best ideas in the comments!

Monday, August 16, 2010

Caption This Photo



Post your ideas in the comments.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

LOL

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Caption This Photo

Friday, January 08, 2010

I lol'd

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sunday, September 06, 2009

An Ill Wind Is Breaking For Our President

Hilarious satire
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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Humor

Joe Biden on the swine flu:

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Obama tries to break in to White House through window!

Definitely our smartest President ever.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Deranged hippie scum wail over dead trees

Un-fucking-believable:



I sincerely hope these nutcases have all opted for sterilization. Yaknow, in order to reduce their "carbon footprint" ...