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Ashleigh Banfield
Anti-American Canuck bitch. And kind of a skank, too.
Friday, April 25, 2003
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Monday, April 21, 2003
Sunday, April 20, 2003
Saturday, April 19, 2003
Friday, April 18, 2003
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
Injustice
Kill a right-leaning politician in the Netherlands, and you'll be out on the streets again in 11 years.
Kill a right-leaning politician in the Netherlands, and you'll be out on the streets again in 11 years.
Saturday, April 12, 2003
Friday, April 11, 2003
Thursday, April 10, 2003
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
Monday, April 07, 2003
Saturday, April 05, 2003
Friday, April 04, 2003
FUN WITH ECONOMICS!
FROM OOKEE:
DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.
The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
You feel righteous.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
SOCIALIST:
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
COMMUNIST:
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blonde, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
You produce your 10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION:
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
At night when no one is looking, you have sex with both of them.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.
POLISH CORPORATION:
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
FLORIDA CORPORATION:
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.
NEW YORK CORPORATION:
You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.
FROM OOKEE:
DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.
The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
You feel righteous.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
SOCIALIST:
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
COMMUNIST:
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blonde, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
You produce your 10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION:
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
At night when no one is looking, you have sex with both of them.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.
POLISH CORPORATION:
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
FLORIDA CORPORATION:
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.
NEW YORK CORPORATION:
You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.
Saturday, March 22, 2003
Friday, March 21, 2003
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Monday, March 17, 2003
Sunday, March 16, 2003
Friday, March 14, 2003
Thursday, March 13, 2003
SOMETHING TO REMEMBER
It ain't just the US and the UK that have shown some guts. Don't forget the Aussies.
It ain't just the US and the UK that have shown some guts. Don't forget the Aussies.
Sunday, March 09, 2003
Sanctuary
A fun place. I had some skank on a balcony toss her panties in my general direction. (No, I did not try to catch them.)
A fun place. I had some skank on a balcony toss her panties in my general direction. (No, I did not try to catch them.)
Sunday, March 02, 2003
Turkey
From the "Discover the Republic of Turkey" Web site:
My thoughts exactly.
From the "Discover the Republic of Turkey" Web site:
EVERYBODY KNOWS TURKEY IS ONE BIG SHITHOLE.
by ROSTAM (no login)
THE QUESTION IS WHAT YOU DO WITH A SHITHOLE. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. YOU SHIT AND PISS, YOUR NEIGHBORS AND YOUR ANIMALS SHIT AND PISS. THEN YOU COLLECT ALL THE SHIT IN THE WORLD AND THROW THEM INTO SHITHOLE CALLED TURKEY. THEN YOU LET THE LITTLE GERMS IN THE SHITHOLE CALLED TURKS EAT ALL THE SHIT AND MAKE FERTILIZER. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO USE TURKIYE[sic].
My thoughts exactly.
Thursday, February 27, 2003
Friday, February 21, 2003
British Schools To Encourage Oral Sex Between Students
My only question: Will Bill Clinton be teaching the course?
My only question: Will Bill Clinton be teaching the course?
Monday, February 17, 2003
The New York Times
I swear to Christ, this is one of the most disgusting pieces I've read in quite a while. Comparing the raving anti-American Leftists protesting in the streets last weekend to the collapse of Communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 is just plain ignorant.
I swear to Christ, this is one of the most disgusting pieces I've read in quite a while. Comparing the raving anti-American Leftists protesting in the streets last weekend to the collapse of Communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 is just plain ignorant.
Friday, February 14, 2003
Sunday, February 09, 2003
Saturday, February 08, 2003
Monday, February 03, 2003
NASA memo
Report: Seven by thirty inches of damage to wing possible, but danger not considered likely.
Report: Seven by thirty inches of damage to wing possible, but danger not considered likely.
NON-COLUMBIA NEWS
Bush proposes 2.2 trillion dollar budget...
Folks, maybe I'm paranoid. But I'll bet this bit of "news" has something to do with Lieberman's strong polling numbers...
Bob Barr - Still thinks he's politically viable!
Bush proposes 2.2 trillion dollar budget...
Folks, maybe I'm paranoid. But I'll bet this bit of "news" has something to do with Lieberman's strong polling numbers...
Bob Barr - Still thinks he's politically viable!
You know...
The Hanson error I can deal with; this error by John J. Miller (in the very first sentence!) I cannot:
"It's way too soon to know what went wrong with the space shuttle Columbia on Saturday morning, when it disintegrated upon reentry, killing all seven passengers."
Uh, "passengers"? This wasn't a routine Delta flight to the Bahamas; this was a mission beyond the Earth's atmosphere, one that this elite crew trained for continuously for a number of years.
What's up with NRO this morning? Are their editors hung over from all the wild Groundhog's Day parties?
The Hanson error I can deal with; this error by John J. Miller (in the very first sentence!) I cannot:
"It's way too soon to know what went wrong with the space shuttle Columbia on Saturday morning, when it disintegrated upon reentry, killing all seven passengers."
Uh, "passengers"? This wasn't a routine Delta flight to the Bahamas; this was a mission beyond the Earth's atmosphere, one that this elite crew trained for continuously for a number of years.
What's up with NRO this morning? Are their editors hung over from all the wild Groundhog's Day parties?
Victor Davis Hanson
From his most recent column:
"What brought down the Columbia over Texas was not, as our enemies in Iraq claim, an angry god, nor, as pessimists allege, nemesis for our imperial hubris — but physics itself and the fact we are quite puny humans after all. After over a decade and a half of nearly 100 routine flights, Americans had almost forgotten the near impossibility of missions that send men and women of mere flesh reentering through the sky 200,000 miles above earth's surface, in thin metal heated to 3,000 degrees, and at Mach-18 speeds."
Yep. Honestly, I still wonder why there aren't more plane crashes. We all need to get a sense of perspective on this.
(By the way, Hanson meant 200,000 feet, not miles...)
UPDATE: This has been fixed. Miller's error, as of now, remains uncorrected...
From his most recent column:
"What brought down the Columbia over Texas was not, as our enemies in Iraq claim, an angry god, nor, as pessimists allege, nemesis for our imperial hubris — but physics itself and the fact we are quite puny humans after all. After over a decade and a half of nearly 100 routine flights, Americans had almost forgotten the near impossibility of missions that send men and women of mere flesh reentering through the sky 200,000 miles above earth's surface, in thin metal heated to 3,000 degrees, and at Mach-18 speeds."
Yep. Honestly, I still wonder why there aren't more plane crashes. We all need to get a sense of perspective on this.
(By the way, Hanson meant 200,000 feet, not miles...)
UPDATE: This has been fixed. Miller's error, as of now, remains uncorrected...
Morning Updates
Bush to attend memorial service.
Officials are still working to ID the remains.
John Glenn has an article in Newsweek.
The future of the manned space program to be debated.
The shuttle disaster, in pictures.
Columbia's computer fought "drag".
Space shuttle FAQ.
Bush to attend memorial service.
Officials are still working to ID the remains.
John Glenn has an article in Newsweek.
The future of the manned space program to be debated.
The shuttle disaster, in pictures.
Columbia's computer fought "drag".
Space shuttle FAQ.
Sunday, February 02, 2003
A grisly discovery
From the article:
"Both men met on the two-lane road about 9 a.m. and realized with horror that they apparently were looking at an astronaut's remains: a charred torso, thigh bone and skull with front teeth intact."
Here's a second link confirming the same finding. How awful.
From the article:
"Both men met on the two-lane road about 9 a.m. and realized with horror that they apparently were looking at an astronaut's remains: a charred torso, thigh bone and skull with front teeth intact."
Here's a second link confirming the same finding. How awful.
Columbia Updates
The British press is already blaming the Bush administration and talking about a moratorium.
Here is a brief timeline from MSNBC.
Here are some of the condolences that came from the international community. Oh, and the filth from Iraq.
These are profiles of the crew.
This link is worth a look for the "Fact File" near the middle of the page.
The British press is already blaming the Bush administration and talking about a moratorium.
Here is a brief timeline from MSNBC.
Here are some of the condolences that came from the international community. Oh, and the filth from Iraq.
These are profiles of the crew.
This link is worth a look for the "Fact File" near the middle of the page.
Saturday, February 01, 2003
Early Speculation
From Instapundit -
"I'M WATCHING THE NEWS CONFERENCE, and it looks like a zipper effect followed by burnthrough and structural damage, leading to the loss of the left wing. They're reporting anomalous heat sensor readings, loss of tire pressure in the main gear on that side, and so on.
"The shuttle can tolerate the loss of a tile or two. But when the integrity of the tile cover is breached, tiles can be pulled off one after another -- hence the term "zipper effect." Then enough heat can penetrate through in sufficient quantity to destroy or weaken what's underneath. This is a well-understood possibility, so expect a quick resolution (by the standards of these kinds of things) if the evidence continues to point this way."
Sounds reasonable.
From Instapundit -
"I'M WATCHING THE NEWS CONFERENCE, and it looks like a zipper effect followed by burnthrough and structural damage, leading to the loss of the left wing. They're reporting anomalous heat sensor readings, loss of tire pressure in the main gear on that side, and so on.
"The shuttle can tolerate the loss of a tile or two. But when the integrity of the tile cover is breached, tiles can be pulled off one after another -- hence the term "zipper effect." Then enough heat can penetrate through in sufficient quantity to destroy or weaken what's underneath. This is a well-understood possibility, so expect a quick resolution (by the standards of these kinds of things) if the evidence continues to point this way."
Sounds reasonable.
OOPS...
The WaPo has a pre-written piece still on the Web about a "successful" Columbia mission...
UPDATE: They've finally fixed it...
The WaPo has a pre-written piece still on the Web about a "successful" Columbia mission...
UPDATE: They've finally fixed it...
The Space Shuttle
The Columbia is gone.
I had a bad feeling about this launch from the start. And ironically, I was talking about the Challenger incident with my friend last night. This is just horrible.
I wonder if the Palestinians are dancing in the streets.
Bush gave a very emotional address to the nation, and the world. I wonder if the secular radicals will condemn him for mentioning God in his speech.
The Drudge Report is reporting the final contact between NASA and the crew:
"Mission Control: 'Columbia, Houston we see your tire pressure messages and we did not copy your last.'
Columbia: 'Roger, uh, ...' (transmission breaks off after the crew member starts to stay a word beginning with the sound 'buh.')"
I'm watching C-SPAN right now. There is a sickening anti-Israel sentiment being expressed by a number of the callers. There is also a strain of paranoia about supposed terrorist plots. Face it, folks: There is about a 99% chance this was just a horrific accident.
Questions: What happens to the people in the Space Station? Will the scheduled March 1st flight go as planned? Will funding for NASA increase as a result of this?
May the seven all rest in peace.
The Columbia is gone.
I had a bad feeling about this launch from the start. And ironically, I was talking about the Challenger incident with my friend last night. This is just horrible.
I wonder if the Palestinians are dancing in the streets.
Bush gave a very emotional address to the nation, and the world. I wonder if the secular radicals will condemn him for mentioning God in his speech.
The Drudge Report is reporting the final contact between NASA and the crew:
"Mission Control: 'Columbia, Houston we see your tire pressure messages and we did not copy your last.'
Columbia: 'Roger, uh, ...' (transmission breaks off after the crew member starts to stay a word beginning with the sound 'buh.')"
I'm watching C-SPAN right now. There is a sickening anti-Israel sentiment being expressed by a number of the callers. There is also a strain of paranoia about supposed terrorist plots. Face it, folks: There is about a 99% chance this was just a horrific accident.
Questions: What happens to the people in the Space Station? Will the scheduled March 1st flight go as planned? Will funding for NASA increase as a result of this?
May the seven all rest in peace.
Friday, January 31, 2003
Thursday, January 30, 2003
YES!
Finally, some solid support from Europe!
(Note the two major countries conspicuously missing - France and Germany...)
Finally, some solid support from Europe!
(Note the two major countries conspicuously missing - France and Germany...)
Tuesday, January 28, 2003
Weird News
Two Madison, WI gals were arrested Saturday for engaging in sex acts in a store window. Their pictures are here. The one on the left looks nuts. The one on the right looks like she has nuts.
Here is the story of a "botched" penis operation. Read it and wince.
News from Russia - People there have no sense of humor!
The UN - To allow Iraq to chair Conference on Disarmament!
Two Madison, WI gals were arrested Saturday for engaging in sex acts in a store window. Their pictures are here. The one on the left looks nuts. The one on the right looks like she has nuts.
Here is the story of a "botched" penis operation. Read it and wince.
News from Russia - People there have no sense of humor!
The UN - To allow Iraq to chair Conference on Disarmament!
Saturday, January 25, 2003
Wednesday, January 15, 2003
Good News!
Bush will oppose the University of Michigan's racially discriminatory admissions policy. Good for him.
Bush will oppose the University of Michigan's racially discriminatory admissions policy. Good for him.
Sunday, January 12, 2003
Friday, January 03, 2003
Friday, December 20, 2002
Wednesday, December 18, 2002
Tuesday, December 17, 2002
Saturday, December 14, 2002
Friday, December 13, 2002
Trent Lott
Interesting take on the situation here. The real interesting part of the article is the Mike Wallace anecdote...
Interesting take on the situation here. The real interesting part of the article is the Mike Wallace anecdote...
Monday, December 09, 2002
Sunday, December 08, 2002
Monday, December 02, 2002
Saturday, November 23, 2002
Jean Chrétien
Surrounds himself with rude anti-Americans.
Here's a taste of the article :
PRAGUE - Prime Minister Jean Chrétien refused today to accept the resignation of his embattled communications director, Francoise Ducros, over her alleged remark that U.S. President George W. Bush is a "moron." Chrétien said Ducros had apologized to him for the furor sparked by a conversation she had with a journalist at the NATO summit in Prague.
"She was graceful enough to offer me her resignation," the prime minister said. "I have not accepted that."
Ducros, who did not appear at the news conference in Prague, told Chrétien she couldn't recall whether she made the remark but acknowledged she frequently uses the word "moron," Chrétien said.
"I know her very well," the prime minister told reporters. "She may have used that word against me a few times and I am sure she used it against you many times. It's a word she uses regularly."
And this is his communications director?? Sounds like an ignorant Frog to me...
More :
In Prague, Chrétien said Ducros has been a frequent defender of Bush, and took aim at reporters for making much of what he called a "private conversation."
"She defended many, many times the president of the United States," he said.
"And she reflected the position of Canada many times, that we have good relations. So she has apologized to me for the problem it's causing ... but we don't live in as civilized a world as we used to, where private conversations are private."
Yeah, well, we used to have a civilized neighbor to the north, one whose top government officials didn't spew vile anti-American slurs. I guess times are a-changin'...
Surrounds himself with rude anti-Americans.
Here's a taste of the article :
PRAGUE - Prime Minister Jean Chrétien refused today to accept the resignation of his embattled communications director, Francoise Ducros, over her alleged remark that U.S. President George W. Bush is a "moron." Chrétien said Ducros had apologized to him for the furor sparked by a conversation she had with a journalist at the NATO summit in Prague.
"She was graceful enough to offer me her resignation," the prime minister said. "I have not accepted that."
Ducros, who did not appear at the news conference in Prague, told Chrétien she couldn't recall whether she made the remark but acknowledged she frequently uses the word "moron," Chrétien said.
"I know her very well," the prime minister told reporters. "She may have used that word against me a few times and I am sure she used it against you many times. It's a word she uses regularly."
And this is his communications director?? Sounds like an ignorant Frog to me...
More :
In Prague, Chrétien said Ducros has been a frequent defender of Bush, and took aim at reporters for making much of what he called a "private conversation."
"She defended many, many times the president of the United States," he said.
"And she reflected the position of Canada many times, that we have good relations. So she has apologized to me for the problem it's causing ... but we don't live in as civilized a world as we used to, where private conversations are private."
Yeah, well, we used to have a civilized neighbor to the north, one whose top government officials didn't spew vile anti-American slurs. I guess times are a-changin'...
Thursday, November 21, 2002
Saturday, November 16, 2002
Friday, November 15, 2002
Sunday, November 10, 2002
ITALIAN WACKOS
March against the US, capitalism; support Palestinian terrorism, communist revolution.
March against the US, capitalism; support Palestinian terrorism, communist revolution.
Saturday, November 09, 2002
LEFTIST IDIOTS
The boobs at TOMPAINE.com strongly endorse a Hart candidacy in 2004, but mock a Lieberman run. Are they nuts? Lieberman is just about the only nationally known Democrat with an ideology that is palatable to mainstream America. Hart is as washed-up as Fritz Mondale was. And look what happened in Minnesota...
The boobs at TOMPAINE.com strongly endorse a Hart candidacy in 2004, but mock a Lieberman run. Are they nuts? Lieberman is just about the only nationally known Democrat with an ideology that is palatable to mainstream America. Hart is as washed-up as Fritz Mondale was. And look what happened in Minnesota...
Wednesday, November 06, 2002
Election Results
Looks like all three of my unlikely predictions came true! I certainly did a better job than Dick Morris.
Also, I had a strong feeling the GOP would be victorious in Vermont's race for governor, and it looks like I was right. Maybe I should start charging for this?
Looks like all three of my unlikely predictions came true! I certainly did a better job than Dick Morris.
Also, I had a strong feeling the GOP would be victorious in Vermont's race for governor, and it looks like I was right. Maybe I should start charging for this?
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